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Wrong Turn in Polish! The Poles have stepped up and deliver a forest camp slasher with mutants, and it's surprisingly good. Story-wise, of course, it's futile to the point of woe, and the only interesting character is an attractive blonde who thankfully isn't afraid to take her clothes off. A big plus is the duo mutants, who have absolutely superb make-up (someone did a lot of work on them), and the decent gore is lovely. Anyone who misses Wrong Turn and The Hills Have Eyes shouldn't be downright offended by this attempt from Poland. Story**, Action***, Humor**, Violence****, Entertainment****, Music***, Visuals***, Atmosphere**, Suspense***. 6.5/10. (11.04.2020)

The movie was too much like standard American horror films for my taste. The story was unoriginal (I've seen most of what happened here before), and some moments were so dumb that I wonder how any director in his right mind could have left them in the movie. The only positive was that I found out how to make haggis out of a person using just brute force and a sleeping bag. I’m not sure if that’s enough for a feature film. (14.10.2021)

While watching the Polish movie Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight I felt like I was watching an old American slasher movie. It is simply a facsimile of American movies, and it is all extremely predictable. Some people go somewhere to have fun and have tons of sex, and then it all starts to go terribly wrong. I am just not a fan of watching movies I have already seen a million times. (06.11.2020)