Chronicles of a Bleep Year Old Woman

Once upon a time there was a BLEEP Year Old Woman. One day, she awakens to her desire, nay, NEED, to dream-come-true (the verb). She quits her practical, adults-have-these job and follows the tutu. Episode 1 finds her in Ballet Class where she quickly discovers there ain’t no such thang as “beginner” in the Gigantic Apple. An aged Kimmy Schmidt meets New Girl’s Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. (Washington D.C. Independent Film Festival)