Narcosatanicos diabolicos

3000 years before Christ, Alfonso makes a pact with the Devil so he can live 5000 years and have as many lovers as his physical strength allows. It is now 1990. The agreed-upon 5000 years have elapsed. Alfonso owns a sex clinic where he takes care of three women each day. He becomes so tired that he has to eat tons of seafood and get monkey gland injections. The Devil comes for his soul, but Alfonso negotiates a new pact arguing that he gets overly tired and has not managed to be happy. The Devil agrees as long as Alfonso teaches him how to succeed with the opposite sex. (jakelijan virallinen teksti)