Miss March

High-school buddies Eugene (Cregger) and Tucker (Moore) make an odd pair, with Eugene a virgin who gives abstinence seminars, and Tucker a player since the first time he saw Playboy magazine back when the two men were just kids. Tucker is the first to egg Eugene on when Eugene’s girlfriend Cindi (Alessi), a fellow virgin spokesperson, decides she wants to have sex after the prom. Apprehensive about doing it before marriage, Eugene downs one too many shots, mistakes the cellar door for the hallway, and falls down a flight of stairs instead of into the arms of his lover. The next time we see Eugene, he is waking up from a four-year coma. Not only does Eugene no longer have control of his bowels (a theme the film explores in graphically detailed scenes of the character soiling himself), but he’s also lost the girl of his dreams to Playboy, where the formerly virginal Cindi appears as a centerfold. What follows should come as no surprise to viewers familiar with films of this genre. As Tucker kidnaps his handicapped friend from the hospital and drags him across the country to the Playboy Mansion, countless obstacles and perilous situations test the limits of their friendship. (jakelijan virallinen teksti)